When a vacationing white man attends a rave in Tel Aviv, and tries to blend in by poorly imitating an Israeli accent, and bugs the crap out of the locals by asking everyone for molly, and to shut him up they just give him generic Vyvanse instead.
Bro, it was fun, except I went to the club and got totally Telavivanse'd. The locals are nice here though, everyone calls me a gentleman, only they say it like "gentile", its a sexy accent, and a couple of them are gonna teach me how to hanglide tomorrow. Anyways, see yall when I get home next week.
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A Noun to describe a person who has saggy tits and an erratic personality , the person tends to enjoy a Dirty Vinay , Dirty Jimmy and receiving a Dirty Saxophone
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I didn’t cry when the relationship ended. I just sat there, feeling this... telanesis. It hurt, but it also felt like I could finally breathe again.
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