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teets

trendy online terminology for "talk to you later"; more modern and coming of age than "ttyl"
Friend A: ok I gotta run, see you tomorrow
Friend B: alright, teets!
by Shweta February 14, 2008
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Snorg Tees

A company famous for their t-shirts with funny pop culture sayings on them. The company is also well known for their beautiful models, some of whom have gone on to model for Maxim and Playboy.
Tommy loves pirates, maybe a little too much.
Snorg tees has a pirate t-shirt for every day of the week.
Tommy slices off his hand and replaces it with a hook. Too hardcore, Tommy. You should have bought a t shirt.
by totototototally April 4, 2010
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teeball

A sex position that involves three homosexual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for orgasmic pleasure.

Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)

Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)

Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)
Jim meets his homosexual friends for coffee at Starbucks.

Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."
by raccoonkinggallet February 28, 2010
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Teese

Small blackened ball of marijuana that isn't quite ash.
It doesn't smoke, but still provides a toke.
Smokin' the Teese
Hey guys, Wanna smoke the Teese?
Teese, T-E-E-S-E. The ONLY way to spell Teese.
by SputnikV3 October 15, 2007
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dita von teese

Burlesque dancer who is still famous for some reason that nobody really understands. Dresses like my grandma.

Described by Manson in an interview for mansonusa as: ''...some worthless piece of shit who thinks that they are the center of the universe.''
Dita von Teese might not be so happy that her ex-husband is the antichrist. Fun for all of us tho.
by Emilyfox February 4, 2008
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Teeshwah

A white girl with a black girl's name and booty.
by TieshaAnn February 4, 2010
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teeb

Abbreviated form of teabag, or the act of dipping one's ball sack into another's mouth. Similar to beej (blowjob), heej (handjob), and reej (rimjob).
by Jawnny Get Angry July 17, 2009
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