A sex move that is preformed by the male partner (in a heterosexual encounter). To perform the Teddy Roosevelt, you must simply engage in intercourse as you normally would. After you finish, you get up without speaking to or making eye contact with your partner, wipe your dick on the curtains, and leave without ever returning. Obviously this move cannot be performed in your own home, since it requires you to never return to where it was performed.

Guy 1: Did you ever hear from that girl at the party again?
Guy 2: Nope, I totally pulled a Teddy Roosevelt on her.

Teddy Roosevelt by MCRFB October 10, 2013

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Teddy Ruxpin

EVIL DEMON BEAR THAT WHISPERS MURDERINGS INTO YOUR DREAMS WHILE YOU SLEEP.

That Teddy ruxpin is a real assbutt. He made me dream about punching a bunch of kittens and then eating my own legs for dinner...with chop sticks.

Teddy Ruxpin by plaguemonkey October 10, 2013

Teddy Bang Yoo

Usually someone with a horn of hair, juggles flaming hockey sticks, and puts on caps backwards to look cool. Sometimes referred to as a downer, but most times he is okay. Maybe not the coolest kid around, but go to him for a fun time as he has a big imagination.

Mike: Man, I wish I was a Teddy Bang Yoo.

Homie: You think you're the only one?
Mike: No, everyone wants to be a Teddy Bang Yoo.
Homie: Damn straight.

Teddy Bang Yoo by SQUIRRELRAPISTLOVER March 28, 2011

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teddy give us free nitro

we want out friend teddy to give us discord nitro for free

awesomenes251: teddy give us free nitro
teddy: no

teddy give us free nitro by pp poo poo ea sports December 8, 2020

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