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Teddy Ruxpin
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EVIL DEMON BEAR THAT
WHISPERS
MURDERINGS INTO YOUR
DREAMS
WHILE
YOU SLEEP
.
That Teddy ruxpin is a real assbutt. He made me dream about
punching
a bunch of kittens
and then
eating my own legs for dinner...with
chop sticks
.
Teddy Ruxpin
by
plaguemonkey
October 10, 2013
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