naked tango

This is sex. It's like a dance in that there is movement, and it can often be awkward for non-professionals.

Hey babe, do you have time to do the naked tango with me tonight?

by macinlor November 1, 2016

midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

Whisky Tango Tornado

When you walk into a hotel room, house, or apartment, and the people there have completely trashed the place with fast food garbage, cigarette ash, booze bottles, clothes, and any other kind of unholy testament to the white trash gods.

Jesus christ, did you see Jolene's room? It's a fuckin' whisky tango tornado in there!

by a housekeeper November 12, 2017

Awkward Tango

When you encounter someone else directly in your way while walking and attempt to move out of the way but they move in front of your new position on accident and you both walk away feeling extremely awkward. #LunsfordSaidItFirst

Bill: "Hey Roy why you look so red?" Roy:"I did the awkward tango with that girl I like and now I wanna go home."

by Cold_One_With_The_Bois May 25, 2018

genital tango

When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like Patrick Swayze.

Khleo and his girl left early to do the "GENITAL TANGO"

by Kitty LMonroe October 16, 2020

angels tango

not the devils tango.

person 1: i got ur parents creating u on camera
person 2: they would never do the urban dictionary they did the angels tango cus they’re angels😇😇😇😇

by diediedie01010 October 1, 2021

Chinese Tango

When you and your partner use "made in china" sex toys while listening to spanish music.

My neighbors were blasting spanish music, wonder if they're were doing the chinese tango?

by Rosie python March 11, 2022