taint 

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.

If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!

taint by Jesus September 16, 2003

taint meat 

the part between the pussy and ass

if the taint is brown dont go down!

taint meat by joe crackhead July 27, 2003

Teriyaki Taint Lick 

Teriyaki Taint Lick; An asain giving you a very erotic taint lick. It involves a lot of saliva and slobbering, far more than a standard taint lick. It is sometimes accompanied by the use of tariyaki sauce but isn't required. However, if the taint licker is not asain then it is a must in order to be classified as a Teriyaki Taint Lick.

Guy #1: Man last night Wu was all over my taint.
Guy #2: You mean he was giving you a Teriyaki Taint Lick?
Guy #1: Whats that?
Guy #2: Its when an asain licks all over your taint like it was General Tso's Chicken.

Teriyaki Taint Lick by lil_richo October 6, 2009

tainer lover 

noun: a person, typically a guard, who shows feelings, concern or going out of one's way to make things easier outside of normal boundries towards detainee's at Guantanamo Bay.

Guard 1: Hey, did you here what John did on Bravo, unbelievable right?

Guard 2: Oh I know right, dudes such a tainer lover.

tainer lover by TLST September 23, 2009

taintaholic 

Taint, meaning the spot between ones genitals and ass hole.

Taintaholic, meaning someone addicted to the spot between ones genitals and ass hole.

Cindy is such a taintaholic. She needs to goto rehab. All she does is lick the taint. She's addicted.

taintaholic by ButchMagnum WatertownNY November 16, 2004

taint stain 

a stain left in the underwear from (sweaty balls )or vagina, not to be confused with a skid mark

joe thought he left a skid mark in his drawers but it definitely was a taint stain

taint stain by masterstainer August 20, 2008

taint punch

Taint Punch- When your friend is bending over tieing his shoe or something and you uppercut him in his taint. Not very painfull but the look on the vicitim'a face is priceless. I have had it done to me and its very shocking.

When bob was picking up his keys I gave him a taint punch I think I stoped his heart for a second.

taint punch by taint man May 13, 2005