Tabeetha

An anorexic woman who embodies the essence of a homeless man, that smells of musty hotdog water, who dips his balls in mustard and sets fires to evergreen trees. Typically she can be found vaping by the dumpster in the back of a Kroger parking lot with her pet moss ball. She still lives with her parents and she exclusively only dates men younger than her. Approach her with caution for she bites. Provide her with only wine, nicotine, and cheese. But do not feed her after 6 p.m. For there will be dire consequences.

Help! My friend is dating a Tabeetha... how do I break the news to him?

by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

tablen

it means leg

he has a large tablen

by spacedude April 7, 2022

Table278

Its my youtube name

Table278 has 69 subs

by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023

bed table

A combination of banana and avocado

I'm gonna go eat some bed table

by me ofishal May 25, 2019

bed-table

a combination of a banana and a avocado

omg i want some bed-table for breakfast

by idontwanttowritemyname May 25, 2019

Periodic Table

An amazing table of elements that shows Hydrogen (element 1) to Oganesson (element 118). The farther to the right and up you go on the table, the less reactive elements typically get.

I have the periodic table on my wall.

by Jqoi Zunderlat November 16, 2020

Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.

Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021