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twatted

1. The completed act of sending a message on Twitter, a social network. Sometimes referred to as tweet, tweeting, tweeted, or twit.

2. The verb tense of the tweeting occurring in the past of the current moment.

3. In reference to tweets that should have been accomplished.
1. Okay guys, I just twatted everybody the invite.

2. Yesterday we twatted 500 followers.

3. Have you twatted everybody about ladies night yet?
by zdh March 26, 2010
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twat

Someone who tweets too much on twitter.
She is such a twat, she tweets 20 times a day!
by teemc53 February 24, 2011
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twatness

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.

2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.

3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?

Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...

2) That guy is radiating twatness....

3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
by kegmar November 3, 2008
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Twat

Get your twat out of my face, Boston Bruins Fans!!
by Ghastly Tea June 3, 2010
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Twat

Someone who is a regular user of Twitter. If a message on Twitter is a "Tweet", then it makes sense that we call regular users of Twitter "Twats"
I can't believe all the tweets that John Mayer makes. He is definitely a huge Twat.
by D3BUG June 24, 2009
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twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when a someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)
Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!
by Jameson Ashlee August 30, 2013
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Twatted

1. The act of being accosted by a twat.

2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.
1. DUDE I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE TWATTED ME!

2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!
by getyourtwatawayfromme May 10, 2009
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