Pointy-Tongue

1. When one flexes their tongue into a "point" at the tip and then proceeds to go ham directly on the clit while giving oral. This seems to be inspired by shitty porn and not only doesn't feel good, it's an abomination and needs to be stopped.

2. One of the worst ways to eat pussy.

Jess: Last night Brian used pointy-tongue.

Sarah: oh my god, you should break up with him.

by Jam Sandwitcher November 28, 2017

Tongue Ninja

A tongue ninja is like a thumb war, except you have the war in each others mouths. It is kind of like a french kiss, but more violent. The tongue ninja is over once a winner is declared or by forfeit.

"Crazy bitch tried to cut my dick off after I tried to tongue ninja Brad."

by The Cassanova November 8, 2018

fox tongue

A bizarre variation of English with frequent typos, blatantly improvised sentence structure, and overly used phrases such as "fight me/square up", "you know what?", and "sucks to suck".

Normal person: oh darn, I made a mistake. fox, can you help me?
Fox: huh, sucks to suck.
Normal person: have you ever tried not speaking in fox tongue
Fox: you know what? fight me.

by 2thicc2handle September 22, 2017

Tootin tongue

When the ass eatin is so good you cant stop farting

Jimmy was eat my ass out last night and I couldn’t help tootin tongues.

by Tootintongue February 21, 2022

Tongue-Fu

Having a very fast, and flexible tongue, thus being a good eater/kisser

Me: Hey, girl, I'm a master at tongue-fu, wanna hang?

Her: Sure

by D.C Dope August 12, 2016

Dung tongue

Terrible smelling breath, resembling that of cow dung. Frequent among mainly middle-aged and erderly people, seldom ever enjoyed or celebrated and wholly unpleasant.

This chick at my work yo, she really nice but every time I chat to her I'm hit with a breeze of warm dung tongue right in the kisser.

by Dickie Bummel September 6, 2015

Hog Tongue

Using the underside of your tongue when licking an asshole.

Use the backside of your tongue and HOG TONGUE me baby!

by Kirakasa February 2, 2009