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Minnesota Tina

A Latin derived term meaning: An oversexed girl who gets her self esteem from sexual encounters, including group and lesbian sex. Is willing to ruin her own child’s life to prove a point; however, can’t/won’t see it that way.
If you find a Minnesota Tina who knows what to do with it, run as fast as your little legs will carry you.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019
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Tina

Only fools fall in love. Tina is a sexual Goddess but she’s spreading that shit around. She’ll take a gangbang and sleep in your bed that night. A scorned woman hath no fury. She may as well be the inspiration behind that. She’ll deny her own daughter her father if she feels personally scorned. A hot blooded, cold blooded sexual goddess of the night capable of making you orgasm 4 successive times with her unquenchable appetite for cum, but then going out and fucking the neighborhood. When pregnant, will not even slow down smoking or taking adderall and will then use her family to seclude the child from the father. The family knows this is the only way that Tina will ever have the respect of her child (wo the father in the picture). But little do they care for the child’s rights to know her father. A Tina cannot think for herself and therefore loves life through decisions made for her by others. A sexual goddess who will make you pay for your sin like Eve of old.
Hey, watch out, there’s a Tina. What she’s capable of is legendary cold blooded shit. Better to go home and go batin’ than to sell your soul to the devil.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019
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Tina is amazing

Tina is very sweet kind will keep a smile on your face I love you tina
Tina is amazing because she will make u laugh smile she is literally the best
by Lala is gay December 4, 2019
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the tina

Mullet style hairdo worn by northwest Ohioans
I went to the Luke Bryan concert and was surrounded by bunch of people sporting The Tina
by SuperOp September 16, 2019
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tina trampolina

A drag queens name that hasn’t been claimed yet,

A male or female who, when using crystal meth, becomes a tramp.
Gurrrrl, you be bouncing on that cock like a Tina trampolina!
by Student of hair December 25, 2017
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Sherry Tina YouWannaWitch

Da notorious 21st-century fortuneteller-scammer from Floriduh who smooth-talkingly bilked countless gullible people outta huge sums by asking them if they would like to have a black-robed sorceress with a tall pointed hat assist them with difficulties in their lives, but then never delivering on said offers.
During her time in the Land of Oz, Dorothy Gale might have much preferred to deal merely with Sherry Tina YouWannaWitch instead of the Wicked Witch of the West, since this southern dame would merely have tried to trick her, not actually harm her or her little black dog.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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Tina

A clown. A person who acts and looks like a clown
Hey, You’re a Tina
by RoseyTDM April 15, 2020
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