Throat Sharts

the opposite of shitting your pants

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts

by shep hound February 12, 2020

Throat clogher

A dick. It's literally just a dick...

"Imma make sure Jennifer feels the wrath of my throat clogher!"

by HiUauio July 10, 2020

throat naught

throat naught

throat naught

by ReconVelocity October 7, 2020

Throat Lizard

A throat lizard (or pork missile, glizzy) is a hot-dog sold by the cart girl on a golf course

Oh boy, I am starving! I'm going to destroy 2 throat lizard at the turn

by Seannoob March 14, 2022

Throat Weiner

The hanging down thing in the back of your throat

I dont know what Jeff was doing last night, but his throat weiner is swollen terribly.

by Ironhead66 June 14, 2022

Throat Ticklist

Throat Ticklist; /THrōt/ tik-(ə)l-əst/ NOUN; A Man whose penis is so great, so well known, and revered by so many womens mouths from sea to sea, near and far. They gave him the title akin to only the very few, proud, and girthy... The Throat Ticklist.
*concerning the specialized act of turning on and off a woman's gag reflex at will. Throat Ticklist.

Paige: "I can't stop sucking Curtis' dick... it's almost like he totally eliminates my gag reflex when I give him head!"
Chelsea: "Well, he is a specialist in his line of work. I mean...They don't give just anyone the title of Throat Ticklist"

by MisterNicLucky June 28, 2022

Throat Bombed

When thy gets hit in the throat very aggressively

I got throat bombed by a table

by The Bomber16 January 12, 2023