Danny DeVito the sexiest mama 

Danny DeVito is the sexiest sister to exist, he gets all the girls and all the guys wigs flew.

“Yo broskii did u see Danny DeVito the sexiest mama?”
“Yeah my wig flew sister!”

Danny DeVito the sexiest mama by Sexysister4321 August 11, 2018

home of the sexual(s) 

Alternate way of saying "homosexual." It means you are homosexual and you should go to the place where they all reside.

You belong in the home of the sexual(s).

home of the sexual(s) by username4544 April 18, 2020

play the sexophone 

To engage in cunnilingus; the "sexophone" is the entire vulva, including the Fallopian tubes. When drawn as a diagram, the vulva could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.

Last night Jennifer sucked my cock and I'd play the sexophone until we both gazzed.

play the sexophone by pentozali November 29, 2010

the sexy girl 

The sexy girl is the clown of the friend group and is not necessarily a female themselves. They frequently say "you look really smart" in a condescending manner to compensate for their insecurities. Every time the sexy girl is mad they threaten to sue you to scare you into being nice to them but we all got over their bullshit anyway. They suck at cooking chicken and they have a depressing Kanye West addiction.

Hey David, did you see the sexy girl???

the sexy girl by beyond repair February 24, 2021

The Sexiest Devotchka 

A fantastically tall DANISH IRISH high-jumper from "Da Mesa" in Santa Barbara, California. While many believe she's a barely-legal dead-sexy blonde, the fact of the matter is she's not legal at all! Note that this does not stop the amazingly high Crunkage rates, including (but not limited to):

1. Vanilla Rum in Las Vegas, NV
2. Multiple Screwdrivers in Las Vegas, NV
3. "Kelli's Jungle Punch" in Ventura, CA
4. Braaaaaandizzle's "What the fuck happened last night" drink and smokefest in Oak View, California

Few can control her, with the exception of Negro Police on bicycles and Nutella Salesmen (Not to mention her old-bald-guy fetish king, The Bruce.)

Has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.

Often found near the "Straight Neeg" Nathalie (Follow the scent of Marijuana)

You'd hit it. Oh yes, You'd Hit It.

Hey, did you hear about The Sexiest Devotchka's lame friend who drank 1/10th of Vodka? Haha what a pussy!

The Sexiest Devotchka by highmeh March 28, 2005

the sexiest bitch 

abbie mi hermana is the sexiest bitch ever and i love her so much and we will be soul sistas forever

adam is sexy too

abbie is THE SEXIEST BITCH.

or

*adam* is the SEXIEST BITCH.

the sexiest bitch by the sexy #2 May 9, 2005

The Sexifires 

n: A popular techni- rock band formed in Tampa, Florida. Their new album The Sounds of Sexified Eroticness will be released in August of 2005.

Bro did u hear, The Sexifiers are coming to town!

The Sexifires by juice April 3, 2005