A: why don't you hang out with us anymore?
B. Because you go with Le, she is so "ham lon." (Hãm lồn)
B. Because you go with Le, she is so "ham lon." (Hãm lồn)
by Hoa Phuong Tim February 05, 2019
by AfraidOfTheHams March 05, 2013
A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.
While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.
That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.
That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.
by RexRacer July 11, 2008
by dadaevan March 31, 2007
A delicious baked ham... soaked with 90 proof rum. Made popular by Frank Reynolds on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
“This is ham soaked in rum. It is loaded in booze.” -Frank
“God dammit, Frank. Eating you drinks? … That is genius!” -Mac, regarding the rum ham
“God dammit, Frank. Eating you drinks? … That is genius!” -Mac, regarding the rum ham
by DJ Asclepius September 24, 2011
Being of the vagina variety. Kind of like beef curtain but of a lighter colored pinkish color of labia. A ham banjo is played like a real banjo where the player flutters his fingers over the strings. If this maneuver has been performed correctly, this makes the girl cum violently.
by Chas. Tilden April 07, 2008
when an enormous buildup of feces inside a man's rectum puts so much pressure on the prostate that a bowel movement causes an ejaculation in mid-dump; the ejaculate clings to the large load and glistens while floating in the cool, toilet water.
by Sprant Burjong September 23, 2009