Tardsplaining

This occurs when complete and total idiots try to talk intelligently about a subject they have recently learned about and come off looking even more tarded. Occurs regularly on MSM channels and in libtard circles.

I watched CNN last night and Humpty Dumpth Stelter started tardsplaining the NFL kneeling issue. Sad!

by MyTASCer August 14, 2018

Tarlise

The best base player to live. He will kek you and be up on you if you base Tarlise. After you 1v1 he will message you score and gamertag. Tarlise is #1

Tarlise is the best base player alive

by Tarlise January 10, 2021

Tardasawrus

A person who is such a complete retard, that the words "retard" and "tard" just aren't enough to express the level of their retardedness.

That guy is a complete Tardasawrus!

by Hunter September 1, 2005

tardstick

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

tardies

A little girl's leotards or tights.

Her mother made her wear her tardies so her legs wouldn't get cold when she wore a skirt.

by Mom of One March 24, 2008

Tandis

the distance between two nipples; aka a measurement of your titty span

His tandis is 10 cm.

by SkeetOnKermitTheFrog April 3, 2015

tardish

The word "Tardish" is actually the language of the Tard - the average teenage male. It usually consists of a bunch of mangled up sounds/noises, (as though one is about to shit, or has a case of the lazy tongue) ending with a word usually depicting the current emotion of the Tard.

Angry Tardish: Bleuh nyih! jubble nubba! Baaad!

Happy Tardish: Ooh blah? Jeebee kabader! Kibble kibble lollypop!

by Dulong November 21, 2006