siflis swipe

When a dirty siflis dick grazes your upper lip, and continues to swipe you with his whole cock.

Because Sandra gave Danny crabs, Dirty Danny gave her a siflis swipe that she will never forget..

by Insane V December 9, 2004

swipeathon

noun. The practice of putting in serious work swiping ("would bang" or "wouldn't bang") in the hookup app, Tinder

That was an epic swipeathon; my finger is sore.

by hitehunt December 26, 2013

table swipe

Noun- When two horny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person passionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on.

We couldn't wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and I broke my favorite vase... but it was worth it!

by avery de la 408 July 16, 2008

Gooch Swipe

When you swipe your gooch with toilet paper after a fresh dump to make sure it's clean.

Jim: I wiped my gooch to make sure there was no lingering crap on it!

Carl: A gooch swipe!

by Gsullwold June 29, 2011

Side swiped

When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.

By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.

by dalycitybadgirl June 13, 2019

Swipe and Dip

To swipe your finger in your crack and then dip it in the top of a beer (yours or someone else's) to make the head subside.

I poured my beer to fast, but luckily Josh was able to swipe and dip, and now I can drink it.

by Howie Fakerson October 22, 2006

side swipe

When receiving a hand job, the motion made to ensure the cum does not land on your couch

Dude, last night I missed my side swipe and I spent like 5 hours cleaning my couch

by huh?!? October 22, 2008