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Mexican Swish

The act of putting on a sombrero onto someones head and placing your balls into their mouth and swishing them around
Amus: EYYYYYY PANTAHOE
Alex: You better watch yourself or you are gna get MEXICAN SWISHED
by Roast 'n' Toast March 10, 2009
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Mr. Skids

Nickname give to those with bad toilet hygiene, common within those who neglect to wipe their ass.
Wayne: "I can see the brown through your shorts! Learn to wipe your fucking ass Mr. Skids!"
Mitch: "Shut the fuck up or I will punch your car!"
by Snakepit Sean WNB June 4, 2007
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Swiss Army Minority

This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.

The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.
Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker
by imthatawesome December 1, 2010
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Swiss Banking

The act of depositing your Man Money in her Mouth Bank followed by the immediate locking of said money into her stomach vault.
I only believe in Swiss Banking, my man money is too valuable.
by swissbanker August 1, 2011
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Swidge

Hey can I have a swidge ?
Give me a swidge of drink.
by Charlea February 26, 2017
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You're so Swiss!

Someone who refuses to make a decision or takes a long time to make a decision. Derived from Switzerland's infamous stance on remaining neutral on almost everything, including wars and other hot topics.
Make up your mind about what movie to see! I'm sick of this battle about who cares less. You're so Swiss! Pick something!
by bluishtear August 6, 2010
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Swoop and Swiddle

When a player on Call of Duty Black Ops (or any COD games) distracts an oposing player while a teammate kills the oposing player from behind.
Yo gamehunter you want to go get some noobs with the swoop and swiddle?
by JW1083 June 22, 2011
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