gem swallow

gem swallow:
slut,hor. A women(or man)who sucked the penus of an extremely rich man or a pimp.

"Suzy is a super gem swallow!"

by Rallyman July 28, 2006

A Spit Swallow

What is left over from a drink that doesn't amount to much.

(1) "Go ahead and drink the rest of the milk from the carton, there's only "A spit swallow" left.

(2) Joe: Can I have the rest of your Cola?"

Pete: Ya, there's only "A Spit Swallow" left.

by idk_a_name December 13, 2010

Swallows

When something is awful beyond sucking (as in the word sucks isn't powerful enough to describe how bad it was) then the item or action in question swallows.

Person A : Man, BattleField Earth sucked hard.
Person B: It was beyond sucking, it swallowed.
Person C: Yes, sticking forks in my eyes for half an hour would've been more enjoyable.

by morpheus June 16, 2005

horn swallower

The act of swallowing ones whole penis

That Gary is an A-one horn swallower!

by Jdub101 October 11, 2016

gay swallower

IT'S A GAY GUY THAT GIVES HEAD AND SWALLOWS.

LAST NIGHT I MET MIKE AT THE BAR AND HE GAVE ME HEAD AND SWALLOWED.. HE IS A GAY SWALLOWER.

by BAXTER SENDLBECK May 3, 2018

Balloon Swallower

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.

1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"

2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"

by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018

shallowidity

Someone who judges or stereotypes people on looks with no other factors suffers from this.

Z suffered from a severe case of shallowidity when looking at blonde girls dressed in pink.

by Charmisback July 9, 2009