China Spring, Texas

A small community suburb of Waco, Texas. Full of mostly middle-class and rich families, with a large population of farmers and rednecks as well. The high school is a 3A high school with a very good history in both athletics and academics, although most of the students are stuck up jerks. But overall it's a nice school district. There is a limited selection of restaurants and stores, but some special ones such as Griff's and Shipley Donuts stand out. The people are generally very friendly and it is a very fast growing and one of the more popular destinations to live in Central Texas. Home of Ted Nugent and drag racing legend Billy Meyer.

Ted Nugent lives on a ranch near China Spring, Texas.

by SquishyBearSRS January 25, 2011

sprife

The combination of a spoon, fork, and knife and/or spork and a knife.

This sprife cuts food, forks food, and you can still use it with soup!

by Greg C. December 6, 2006

chocolate hot spring

This is when you defecate or "drop a deuce" in a public hot tub leaving a pleasant surprise for the next poor guy or gal.

"Dude, Travis just chocolate hot spring'ed the pool area! Do Not Go In There!"

by J.Spencer Lambchop January 22, 2008

Silver Spring

A place where the party starts late and ends early the next day. Where the nights are memoriable and the friends are true. No place like $$....

none like it...

by nikki tro December 15, 2003

Early Morning Suprise

When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.

Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.

by arsenalpete316 March 17, 2009

Icey Hot Suprise

Icey Hot Suprise is when you replace the lubricant on a condom with icey hot with out telling the girl you are about to screw. She will be very suprised when she gets a burning sensation during sex.

Ted-I gave linda the icey hot suprise last night, and she wasnt happy with the burning sensation.

by Mike kunt 333 September 6, 2010

Salt Spring Syndrome

The syndrome that eventually permeates nearly all residents of Salt Spring Island, the largest of the Southern Gulf Islands. Characterized by symptoms of supressed or underlying but often unacknowledged despisation, hatred and flaunted superiority towards "New Islanders" or any party new to or unexperienced in the ways of Gulf Island culture.

Aunt Old Timer: "You go to Ganges central town in the summertime and ther'll be the rednecks wearing the shirts that say "If it's called tourist season why can't we shoot at em" and those are the ones who've only been here 2 or 3 years!"
Billy Bob: "Yea being here even 2 or 3 years gives you a pretty bad case of Salt Spring Syndrome"

by OldtimeIslanderasasas July 20, 2009