Cunt blunt punt stunt

When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!

I have heard about it, but never seen a cunt blunt punt stunt happen, in person.

by joshfo August 23, 2012

Strut Job

The act of secretly fondling the naughty parts of unsuspecting strangers while strutting.

" Oh snap! That guy just gave me a strut job! "

by Strutty McStruts1 January 22, 2014

struning

Strun/struning, verb, from the Italian, "strunz" or "stronzo" meaning shit or little shits (i.e. "Morning strunz!", as one might greet a police officer walking the beat). Struning or to strun is the action of moving forward while shitting, as a goose might, so that the shit emanating from your tail-end actually produces a kind of parabolic jet trail. Your movement relative to your poop, plus your poop's velocity inside you prior to release, produces this effect.
Struning, pronounced stroo-ning. Try it people! : )

I was so sick from the lobster raviolis and the 12 pack of Pabst I consumed the night before, I woke up in a tub of puke, and almost found myself struning onto my bedroom floor as I ran to the bathroom, but thankfully I made it just in time.

by ADP June 18, 2014

Strut Of Success

The opposite of "The Walk Of Shame." A feeling of pride after having a successful one night stand with someone considerably hotter than you.

Patricia came back to the hotel the following morning doing the "Strut Of Success" after leaving the club early with Nathan.

by Koshell June 26, 2014

stunt pillow

Creating a "Stunt Pillow" is the act of laying a small layer of toilet paper down on the inside of a toilet bowl just prior to the act of defecation. This serves as a cushioning barrier between the users excrement and the bowl of the toilet that can be far more easily flushed. A well placed "Stunt Pillow" can significantly lower and in some cases even eliminate the need for use of a toilet scrubber following even moderate to heavy usage.

"Dude...if you're seriously going to eat that taco right now, you'd better remember to lay a stunt pillow later cuz I don't own a toilet scrubber."

by JimTheGrim March 12, 2015

Strustrated

Stressed + Frustrated = Strustrated

Sarah: Kevin, I am so fucking strustrated!

by LOTRoom August 26, 2016

strunk

getting stoned and drunk at the same time

"girl...you know that you get that funny way when you get high and drunk on Tito"s...you are strunk

by Hip , Etherial and Divine November 13, 2017