step-saver

What you call a person when they are being so lazy they act like they can only walk a certain amount of steps per day.

"Hey bro, get me that can of paint over there" (can is ten feet away and I am on a ladder)
Bro standing next to ladder. "Can't you get it? I'm holding the ladder."
"Get the paint, step-saver!!"

by doubleB June 23, 2013

Stepping On A Lego

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.

Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

by Morpheas7819 August 08, 2022

Step Bruh

Step Bruh is a term that means step bro but with a amogus twist this term was first used in the acclaimed amogus paralympics

Inboster: I'm stuck in the vent step bruh
Step bruh: I'll help you
Step sus: sus

by Edgymon user May 05, 2021

split step

A tennis technique in which you jump up then the instant you land on both feet you ran towards the ball.

Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.

by Slipp May 11, 2007

Step-Sensei

Dim-witted, Jabroni stepfather who was once a lame karate instructor.

My mom married my karate sensei when I was 9, hence, he became my Step-Sensei.

by DouglasQuaid April 08, 2012

Step-embryo

When a woman gets pregnant and then divorces and remarries a man with children. To the man’s children, the embryo will be known as the step-embryo.

What are you doing to me step-embryo?
What are you still doing in the shower step-embryo?
Help me step-embryo, I’m stuck in the washing machine!

by sxcuwu May 29, 2020

steps to lydia

hahaha hahahahahaha ha

wow...

person 1 -"did you see steps to lydia play?"

person 2 -"no"

person 1 -"neither did I"

by Billy Twat June 17, 2008