scearb

That magic zit in your ear that pops and turns into a scab.

Stop picking at your scearb, you're going to make it ooze.

by subzenith December 29, 2007

shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

by backinbowl February 17, 2010

Shteard

A mustache that also doubles as a beard. See Bob Weir 2010

Look at Bobby, His shteard dominates that stage!

by Arby Face October 24, 2010

Seared Tuna

This refers to the outer edges of the labia where they are a brownish gray but still remains pink and on the inside.

I just love eating me some seared tuna!" or "That girl was hot but, she had the seared tuna!

by dmktx7 December 12, 2010

search bubble

A "search bubble" is a fact of googling the same problem matter repeatedly and google pre-empting your desired results. When searching for a subject, perhaps panda (mammal) and following links to zoos, further searches for panda (car) bucket seat, may present you with pandas sitting on food buckets.

Many people have suffered search bubble symptoms when browsing political news and find they only get search results for the parties that they follow regularly.

Bob: Have you finished diagnosing the problem with report program
Alex: Sorry Bob, I've been stuck in a search bubble all day

by eneville December 16, 2011

Smearage

An adjective used to describe a sloppy, smearing of something. Usually applied to speaking about make-up or other, easily-smudged coverings.

Synonyms: slop, smudge, nastiness, gunk, grossness

Antonyms: goodness, fly, clean, fresh, perfect

Related Words: smear, smudge, smeargle, smeared

Misspellings: smearedge, smearege, smearodge, smerage, smirage

"Oh god, did you see that gross smearage all over that hoe's face?"

"Dammit, man! You left a bunch of fucking smearage on the toilet seat!"

by Johnny Fuk Joo June 11, 2012

Searchomania

The affliction you have when all your waking moments away from your computer are filled with thoughts of what you will be searching for once you get back online.

I am battling this case of searchomania on my own, the next step is to see a doctor.

by Marcomac July 29, 2013