Mexican Squeegee

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.

"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"

by VikingSanta January 20, 2018

bahonka squee

the sound a horn makes

person 1: check out my horn dude horn: bahonka squee!

by jonathanprobablyisntgay January 29, 2018

Cum squeegee

Cum squeegee is when she gets every last drop of seman off of your body till it's clean

Man she was a cum squeegee. There was no trace of it anywhere

by Bills rv service August 7, 2019

Lil’ Squeeky

something half norwegian and very freckly. never eats vegetables and loves animals and moths. has a overused yellow sweatshirt. it is super cool and lit fam and can be very spazzy.

person 1: have you seen a lil’ squeeky lately?
person 2: yeah, it’s the epic rapper.

norwegian translation:
1. person: har du sett en liten pip i det siste?
2. person: ja, det er den episke rapperen.

by tyrsqueeky June 26, 2020

scrotum squeegee

Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.

Tom you're a scrotum squeegee

by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021

Mr Squeegee

Badboyhalo’s pet salmon. Please do not let Wilbur Soot near Mr Squeegee

BBH: “Hey Wilbur! This is Mr Squeegee!”
Wilbur: “Damn…” *lipbites*

by Krityon June 11, 2021

manturtle mc squee

When a human strongly believes that they are a turtle. (usually found on the streets in big cities)

"Oh pity, there's another manturtle mc squee"

by Qmlhunter January 14, 2021