Squash

A game played with a racket and rubber ball. NOT A SPORT.

Dude 1: You wanna go play a sport or something?
Dude 2: Yeah what?
Dude 1: Squash
Dude 2: NOT A SPORT.
*Beats him up he can't do anything cause he is a squash player and has no strength*

by Joe Rozati June 15, 2008

squash beef

When two guys walk past in close quarters and their penises touch.

Eww dude i just had to squash beef with the fat guy on the train.

by Loon69 August 15, 2017

squagglepuss

1. being tremendously cute and loveable
2. an implied meaning, relating to something you should already know

sounds like: skway-gull-puss

1. She's a squagglepuss, I could just keep her here for ever!
2. Person 1: "Where should we go tonight? I'd like to do something squaggly to lighten your mood?" Person 2: "I don't want to be a squagglepuss, so lets squag"

by N Fisher July 19, 2005

Vanilla squash

Is when a man cums into a cup and then fills the cup with water ready to get someone to drink it.

WOW that vanilla squash was delicious!

by AllOTHERnamesHAVEbeenTAKEN! April 18, 2010

squachin

the act of looking for a squach.

"dude you wanna go squachin later?"

by hewy11 January 7, 2013

Squash

Major hangover, no relief must start drinking or doing drugs to relieve it ASAP.

I had a squash that would knock the balls off a bull after that party, it took me 2 days to recover.

by billbaroo December 9, 2008

lemon squash

what you ask for down in england if you want lemonade. if you ask for lemonade they'll just give you sprite . i dont know what happens when you ask for sprite .....

Id rather fancy some lemon squash mum.

by kattttttttttt July 1, 2008