square hole

A hole into which everything goes.

This is the square. Do you know which hole it goes into? That's right, it goes into the square hole!

This is the rectangle. Which hole does it go into? That's right, it goes into the square hole too!

*5 minutes later*

This is the truncated dodecahedron. Do you know which hole it goes into?

(pause)

That's right! It goes into the square hole too!

by ekolis February 26, 2021

squat pissing

When men squat in front of a toilet while standing up to avoid making a lot of noise. This technique can be used if you are in a small house or it's midnight/early morning and everyone's sleeping

Sarah: Wtf?!

Daniel: Oh, sorry didn't mean to wake you up, I was squat pissing so I wouldn't make too much noise

Sarah: Stop pissing on me, I'm your sister!

by Alezf March 12, 2021

squaka

The sound of a bullet entering one's flesh (squa) and then exiting it as well (ka).

(squa+ ka= squaka)

This occurs when the gun (or shooting device) has made direct contact with the body.

When Carrie held the gun to her sister's back and pulled the trigger, a squaka was heard.

by Sammy_keys04 January 29, 2021

Squairps

Schizophrenic word that can define anything, anyone, anyplace, anytime. A word that literally means everything.

Jim : " Have you seen that movie? " Steve : " Squairps! ". Tim : " where are you going? ". Josh : " Squairps " instead of an expletive, you can use Squairps. Instead of hello, Squairps

by A.W.O.L July 3, 2022

freshwater square

Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.

"The poseurs in Williamsburg are a bunch of freshwater squares."

by meadams April 18, 2009

m squared

To completely screw something up;
To destroy or masacre;
To make something that would be otherwise good, absolutely unbearable;
To completely 'fuck up' something;

Can be synonymus with: annihilate, decimate, murder, slaughhter, butcher, ruin, wreck, oblitherate, etc.

"Dude, they totally m squared that play."

"Man, did you see that chick's face - it looked so m squared."

by disgruntled punter August 10, 2009

Caps Squawk

When a person types in all caps lock. This person might be hyper, jittery, excited etc. and feels the need to express through caps lock. You may feel as though they are screaming at you through the computer. It can be very annoying and aggravating. You may also feel the need to strangle the person behind the keyboard.

Kenny: OMG I ALMOST DIED YEZTERDAY I STUBBED MY DICK! ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU UP TO????

Bill: stfu

Kenny: WHY!?!?!!?

Bill fucking hates when people Caps Squawk

by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009