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When men squat in front of a toilet while standing up to avoid making a lot of noise. This technique can be used if you are in a small house or it's midnight/early morning and everyone's sleeping
Sarah: Wtf?!

Daniel: Oh, sorry didn't mean to wake you up, I was squat pissing so I wouldn't make too much noise

Sarah: Stop pissing on me, I'm your sister!
by Alezf March 12, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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