Splinkly

A being which is rather pathetic, yet retains its cuteness. Most often used on cats, though could be used with many other things, including humans.

"Yo bro, have you seen my Splinkly? It ran away."

"My friend is such a Splinkly."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

Splinking

The act of sending spam messages directly on the LinkedIn platform from one person to another person they do not know. And often includes a sales pitch regardless of the relevancy to the recipient of the message

Every day I wake up to splinking messages in my LinkedIn inbox.

by rharris415 August 15, 2024

Sploinky

A soft penis

I thoroughly enjoy yanking my sploinky until it’s erect

by ballfartsex April 10, 2024

Sploinky

Of or to do with an undesirable, disreputable, or unusual music with a unbalanced groove.

This guy in the car next to me is listening to some sploinky ass music.

by Arpeg630 May 28, 2024

Spoinkylonkie

A type a dance where its kinda like the griddy but busting it down sexual style

What dance is he doing?

Bro he hitting that shit!,the spoinkylonkie ahh dance

by Somewhathum@n June 8, 2024

Spoinkyloinky

When a person dance like when you hunched over and letting there there neck hang and move it in and out like a giraffe,let your body go loose,and start start hitting the griddy but let ur am go loose. Making them swing over eachother

Kinda like that one white dancing in traditional African dances

Its similar

Bro#1:what dance is he doing

Bro#2:bro! Hes hitting the Spoinkyloinky! Yehhhh!!

by Somewhathum@n June 8, 2024

Sploinky

A person who is just goofy as hell, mostly referring to cats.

Person 1: "Damn, your cat is so weird..."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's pretty sploinky"

by Nah Cuz December 30, 2024