spliffanelli

A pe teacher that's really cool

Oi there's spliffanelli

by Shakaboi October 14, 2019

Spliffington

Slag for a spliff to make one seem more high class than one is.

Oh Jeffery would one like to accompany one for a little spliffington?

by Con_Dom24 December 28, 2020

Spaff mitten

The posh term for a Wank Sock.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.

I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.

by Garf1981 February 10, 2021

Splatfest

A splatfest is where you pick a side and do turf wars to decide which one is better!

Person 1:Hey! What side are you on in the splatfest? I'm on Cake
Person 2: Nice! I'm on side ice cream!

by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022

SPAFFED

To Goo, Goop, Slime or Otherwise Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity

"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"

by TheThanex October 26, 2022

Splafurry

the funny streamer that gets called a furry
Splaf+Furry = Splafurry

Splaf is being a Splafurry again, no wonder he's a furry

by Not_Fresh June 12, 2023

cup spliff

1) when you take a paper cup and make it into a spliff!
magical.

2) pretending its a cool new way of hacking bong. just to confuse peole who think they're gangstaaas.

--"wtf is a cup spliff"
"mate, have you not heard?"
--"..yeah.. cup spliff.. i had one last night."
"wow your pretty hard core."

by Lydssss December 19, 2007