rod shocker

when a sexual partner inserts their pinky into a males butthole whilst simultaneously stroking the males skin flute with the index finger, middle finger, and the thumb. Ring finger remains limp while stroking the grundle and therefor completes the rodshocker.

Jacob: Brantley did you bone that chick?
Brantley: No, she gave me the rod shocker and I sent that skank packing.
Alex: That's awesome, I have always wanted the rod shocker.

by Chris Cameron March 15, 2008

Bottle Shocked

The adjective describing someone who is shocked and or appalled by the drastic changes given to the Propel Water's new appearance. Person Usually feels faint, and may even vomit in some cases.

Boy 1: Hey check out Propels new bottles, they're adorable!

Boy 2: *throws up*

Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.

by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009

shocklog

Taking such a large sh*t that your shocked to see the large log sitting there in the toilet bowl.

"Yo Dan I just left the biggest shocklog in your moms bathroom, I'm surprised it came out."

by Hey-Zues April 7, 2007

Shocking finish

When you're fucking a girl from behind and right as you cum you taze her. Now that's love.

Hooked up with a girl at barrettes last night, stole her taser, and gave her a shocking finish.

by BnD Barrettes June 14, 2018

Jazzaphilactic Shock

A sudden episode of intense Jazz cramps. Also known as a Jazz Attack or Jazz Trance, wherein the possessor is overwhelmed by the musical genre of Jazz physically/emotionally.

"Damn it Jim! This man is in Jazzaphilactic shock and I'm a Doctor! Not a Saxophonist!"

by herebejames December 30, 2008

Upside-Down Reverse Shocker

index finger, ring finger and pinky finger pointing towards the ground, resulting in one in the pink, two in the stink or one in the jelly, two in the smelly.

Tonia was attempting to be cool for a facebook photo by throwing up dueces, but instead threw an upside-down reverse shocker with a sexy pucker!

by gmmagnet November 26, 2010

In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.

dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!

by TV CAR May 30, 2010