Safe Bug Killers

Bug Killers that are very safe for humans and pets.

Safe Bug Killers:

#1) 90+% Isopropyl Alcohol in a spray bottle is great for killing flies that get into the house.

#2) Put flea-bitten pet in empty bathtub. Soak your pet with Hydrogen Peroxide to kill fleas. Let sit for 3 minutes, then shower or bathe pet.

#3) Spray furniture polish on spiders to kill them.

by Jeff Goven August 2, 2006

Scafe

The act of smoking bowls of marijuana with a bong. Can be employed as a noun, adjective or a verb.

Noun: "I was hittin' a scafe while that rusty dragon gave me a handy... Thought maybe the weed would turn her into a dime."

Adjective: "She was so scafed that we couldn't even have a coherent conversation..."

Verb: "So I'm scafing and then all of a sudden, I started defecating uncontrollably!"

Titles: "Scafemonkey," "Sir Scaginfton," "Scafeboy," Scafemaster," King Scafe," "Scafe Protege," etc.

by Scafelord December 4, 2010

Safety School

A school which you apply to in order to make sure you at least go to SOME college, in case you get rejected from everywhere else.

-Dude, did you get into Stanford?
-No, but I got a full ride to my safety school, Berkeley.

by the S Tree March 19, 2009

safeway

A damn expensive store with low value

Never shop at Safeway or you'll get my warning. Or is it? Not making sense? I will.

by Do I exist,??????? who knows. The end???????? May 13, 2005

Safehouse

A place you go to get away from danger. Preferably in war or war games. Safehouses are especially good if re-enforced.

Me and my cousin were playing Boxhead and we decided to make a safehouse.

by Matt-24 March 22, 2008

shafeen

some who cures .

someone who heals , a doctor is called shafeen

by xahfeen October 16, 2009

Safety Taliban

Vocal and widely despised prophet of a fundamentalist ideology whose basic tenets impose a strict ban on getting things done on time, on budget and, above all, enjoying yourself in any way at all.

Gordon: You! Where's your high-visibility vest?
Innocent victim: In the raging inferno that was my office ...
Gordon: Don't give me that! The sign clearly says that high visibility clothing must be worn in this area at all times. No exceptions whatsover. The rules are the rules. They're for your own good, you know. Where would we be without any rules?
Innocent victim (sotto voce): Fucking safety taliban ...

by Citizen Sade March 13, 2008