Soggy Biscuit

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.

Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit

by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017

soggy sub

When u girl is giving you head in a subway parking lot and u jizz in her sub

I soggy subbed her in the parking lot

by RALPACHEZ July 14, 2015

Soggy Stanley

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.

I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.

by Nasty Poof January 10, 2008

soggy kneecap

An offence to someone when you can’t think of something else

Shut up you ,soggy kneecap

by Pidgeonsandshit November 22, 2020

soggy goggles

(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.

While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.

by critz August 12, 2012

soggy clown

When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids

Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown

by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019

soggy sean

When you and a few acquaintances go into Sean’s room at the early hours of the morning and start a circle jerk over him while he sleeps. Those who do not finish before he wakes up has to blow him.

Ben: I lost at Soggy Sean this morning, he tasted pretty salty
Alek: Ha that was hilarious! Can’t believe we’re not gay!

Ben: Shred it!

by Brad Bradleyson March 31, 2018