snarf

Someone who makes a practice of smelling farts and actually enjoys it. Can usually be seen sniffing bicycle seats and soiled underwear.

I saw Wayner fart and pull the covers over his head in bed yesterday. That guy is such a snarf.

by timboooo January 10, 2008

snarf

The act of farting in the bath tub and attempting to bite the bubbles before they reach the waters' surface.

Keith made me swear not to tell a soul, but I couldn't keep quiet anymore. He told me he likes to snarf while taking a bath. He said its such an addiction that he thinks about it all day at work. He can't wait to get home so he can take a bath.

by HotScott May 17, 2004

snarfed

Sniffing someones seat or bike after they have sat on it.

Cody "snarfed" the teachers char.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

snarfin'

the awesomest word ever. coo-coo kachoo

it needs no example

by Poppin' Fresh November 18, 2003

Snarf Gobbler

Snarf Gobbler is when a person spits up food when they laugh or has it come out of the nose and then eats it afterward.

Floyd: Dude, what the hell are you doing with your snarf?!

Cameron: Hey, it can't escape me that easily. There are starving kids all around the world.

Floyd: Ech! You're such a snarf gobbler!

by Ziongeddon April 19, 2010

smerf

A fucking dirty ass slut. A wide set vagina and a constant desire to give head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf.

"Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or bigger.............whatta smerf"

by fuck0ff January 8, 2012

snarfy

1. womanizer, fuckwit. guy with questionable integrity when it comes to women.
2. English Bulldog
3. Dog/Pig hybrid

That guy is definitely a snarfy.
He was being a total snarf!
Watch out for snarfy behavior!
Well, I guess I knew going in that he was snarfy.

by queequeg0925 January 18, 2009