Snarling Poodle

A girl who is very attractive and seems to be nice at first sight, but if something doesn't go her way, she snaps at you.

-"Hey, what do you think about that Jill girl? She's kinda hot."
-"No way man, she's a total snarling poodle, I wouldn't get too close."

by Rayce Lutrova January 4, 2008

slapping the fat with my meat salami

a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.

Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.

by bobso February 21, 2008

Slapping the boss

When you are horny and on your period, thereby preventing you from having sex.

Guy: You slapping the boss right now?
Girl: Yes! I am so horny but I'm on my period...

by ianmcgreene April 23, 2010

Slapping the Cod

"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.

Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.

Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"

by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014

Back-Slapping Betty

Another word for female masturbation.

"Oh girl! After my date with Joe I spent the night back-slapping betty!"

by h.l March 5, 2006

The Girls Come Snappin' at Me

When girls walk towards your general direction.

The girls come snappin' at me.

by Caslopus September 11, 2010

glue snapping

When you apply glue to your partner's hairy rectum and then proceed to mash your face into it. Once the glue forms a seal, you then pull back full force and have you little anal hairs hanging from your lips and chin.

no, I'm not going to the party tonight. Me and Gary are staying in for a little glue snapping.

by Randall Felton May 10, 2006