slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

Snail drag

when a ho sits on your face and drags her snatch across the bridge of your nose and down your chest leaving a slimy residue!

last nightg when I was with your mom she showed me the ropes(snail drag)

by adam fick May 2, 2006

snailed it

Expression used by Internet comedians Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart in their video HeyUSA's American Dream. Snailing it means nailing it but slowly (as a snail).

"Finally finished this project ! It took me way longer than I thought it would but I'm happy with the result."
"Yeah dude you snailed it."

by snailing November 7, 2014

snail's doorstep

I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.

Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep

by Loopydave February 20, 2017

Snail

The fastest living thing alive. Nobody can outrun this amazing creature. It's shell can withstand the greatest of forces and would never break.

No! A snail is faster than me!

by ser see swee February 2, 2021

Snail Pepehands

snail is a pleb in admiral bulldog who imprison because of playing music “becalmed” in the game of sea of thieves.

you can use the sentence everytime you hear “becalmed” soundtrack anywhere or you see uncausedsnail85 in admiral bulldog’s stream
“snail pepehands his only crime was music pepehands”

by peppapog March 13, 2021

raisin snail

An old woman's vagina

That skank is so old, she doesn't have a pussy. She has a raisin snail.

by baby_tapeworm March 10, 2014