Pole Smuggler

A gay male who wants/allows another male to insert his penis into his anus.

Boy George is a total pole smuggler.

by Victor Re November 5, 2003

DNA Smuggler

A reference to a nasty hoe. She is so full of man juice that she could be detained for DNA smuggling.

Danielle so nasty, she a DNA smuggler!

by Swolln Johnson March 7, 2008

Smuggling Yo-yo's

The fatty tissue of a girl's cunt lips bulging around the seem line of her tight pants.

I saw Sarah at the mall today, her pants were so tight, it looked like she had been smuggling yo-yo's.

by Krimp February 12, 2009

Cactus Smuggler

A Mexican tranvestite.

Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.

by 13 March 26, 2003

sausage smuggler

person who smuggles cocks in his ass

Big Bird is a sausage smuggler.

by Blackadder August 10, 2003

smuggling beachballs

When a woman is so fat, her swimsuit creates huge boobs on her back.

You'll see this on the beach.

On the beach:

Person 1: Dude look at that fatty - she's smuggling beachballs.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Look at those back boobs!

by whatyousmuggling July 5, 2009

smugnisis

The ability to ooze smugness to the point it can be fatal.

Steve Jobs is dying from smugnisis.

by jh123456 March 17, 2010