Scoon

Obnoxious Self-centered pushover

Oi cunt, you are a fookin scoon lad.

by PussSlaya May 7, 2019

Smonk

Smonk is a word use to represent something cool. It's like words, "lit or dank."

John, "damn that was straight Smonk dude."
Jake, "you know it"

by CourierDoge May 25, 2019

Scoonch

Used to describe any substance crushed into a fine powder meant for human consumption.

Can also be used as noun in place of any other noun in a sentence, only used in this manner to emphasize importance, pleasure, and power.

"Hey man let's get some scoonch"

"That particular item is quite scoonchi"
"God created everything but who created God?, The Scoonch"
"Do you have any drugs in the car?""only Scoonch"

by The Scoonch September 6, 2019

Scoon

The act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously brought on by a hardy sneeze.

Man, this head cold totally made me scoon last night.

by Bobby Jinkkins February 25, 2020

skoonk gang

Phrase invented in a Chevy Cruze in the winter of 2020. Refers to both a feeling and a group of dope people

“That song gives off such skoonk gang vibes”

by zozo555 March 29, 2020

scoondaloon

if ur name is scoondaloon the good boy u r a very good boy and lov long walk walking in natur especially if ther is wild bore mmmmm love meat

“omg scoondaloon is such good boy”
“helo em scoondaloon the good boy”

by scoondaloon the very good boy May 29, 2020

Smonchy

Something a Wubbsy does not want to give you.

Me: Can I have 2 smonchy?

Wubbsy: No, you don't love me.

by MrBigglesworth0101 June 9, 2020