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stashed

when something is hidden from view of everyone else appart from the people in the gang ect.
usually in a bust ect.
jack: sik m8 i just stashed some booze for when we go camping
bill: sik m8, i bought some fireworks aswell, lets stash them so the dibble don't find them
by siked November 25, 2007
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cat smasher

Someone who is a bit rough on vagina's when he has sex. (Enjoys rough sex)
Craig was a cat smasher from way back but now takes it easy on his lady.
by -cM June 28, 2008
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toilet smasher

by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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Celebrity Smasher

A female who is surrounded by the industry and who is known to date Celebrities, Actor, Models, and Famous Musicians.
"dang i dont know why you bragging about being a celebrity smasher."
by Atlzone3 November 2, 2009
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Smashex

A Smashex is Royal Naval slang for a night out on the town involving a lot of drinking and merry making. Some sailors take this as an excuse to drink till they pass out or in some extreme case pass out and piss and shit themselves.

A Smashex is often the cause of a sailor being late for work the next day because he woke up far away from his ship in the bed of a very ugly woman or in other cases in hospital.
Alright shipmate! You up for a Smashex tonight?

Hell aye! I'm gonna drink till I shit myself!
by Xenophon7.92 July 11, 2010
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stealth smasher

A man who smashes the crab of his girlfriend within close proximity of family or friends without anyone realising
Russell smashed the crab out of his mrs last night,the walls were that thin that surely somebody would have heard him

It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!
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spashed

Spashed is a word used by someone to describe their own state of being after a large number of joints. The word comes from the inability of the mind to put the letter of a word together when stoned. So while you might have meant to say smashed (Which is a word to describe the state you would be in after drink anyway) your mind put in random letters to fill the space while your thinking about the word and you come up with "Spashed"
Aahh! Dude, I'm like amm!! what's it am like really (s..pa..shed)spashed man!
by Dynamize February 14, 2006
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