slant

a feeling of being off in any particular moment in time; not quite right; general sense of unease.

Celia commented that she must be on a slant today.

What it boiled down to was that Ruby must've been on a slant.

by mindalicious June 24, 2005

slontch

A slontch is just another word for a "shlong"....a very large dick

Damn bro, Landon has a slontch its at least 12 inches

by Big red🔥 June 16, 2017

slonty

A meaningless word designed to sound racist, without actually being racist.

A nothing word spoken merely for shock value.

Alright, you slonty swoggers?

U wot? Say that again you scum

Chillax, it's meaningless! Read this Urban Dictionary definition!

Oh hoho! You got me well and proper there Bert!

by Zachymcsmacky May 31, 2018

Slonting

Jerking off using your dominant hand backwards at the base, while the other hand is pushing the shaft forward, achieving a 90° angle. Commonly done while rock hard, naturally or medically.

"Dude, my girl started slonting me last night!"

by dewww April 14, 2025

Slant Pattern

Running from one set of swing sets to another in a slanted motion.

Slant pattern to the swings!

by John Matt June 19, 2003

Slonda

Conjunction of Slow and Honda, which more or less describes 95% of them.

Haha, look at the fartcan on that slonda!

by SovietSpyCam May 13, 2005

Slonda

Conjunction of Slow and Honda. Describes most riced-out pieces of junk infesting the streets.

Hey Rob, check out the fart-can on that slonda!

by SovietSpyCam March 2, 2005