Definitions by SovietSpyCam

Slonda 

Conjunction of Slow and Honda, which more or less describes 95% of them.

Haha, look at the fartcan on that slonda!

Slonda by SovietSpyCam May 13, 2005

Slonda 

Conjunction of Slow and Honda. Describes most riced-out pieces of junk infesting the streets.

Hey Rob, check out the fart-can on that slonda!

Slonda by SovietSpyCam March 2, 2005