Spawn of Satan

A really annoying kid, person, or one's mother-in-law.

Adam: Hey John, who're you talking to?
John: the spawn of Satan
Adam: Ah, your mother-in-law.

by Satan's Underdog January 4, 2012

satanic

Often related to Evil or Cruel when the religion isn't actually known or understood. It's not full of goat raping, animal killing, kiddy fiddling/killing or any sort of murdering unless an ADULT person actually deserves it.
This is because an adult person knows right from wrong, they know exactly what they are doing... If a person punches you, don't love thy enemy... Kick his fucking ass!!!

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Satan

The guy to whom the Stones give sympathy (they call him the devil).

Pleased to meet you
Won't you turn my way?

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

Knights In Service of Satan

A common misconception is that the great rock and roll band KISS's name stands for Knights In Service of Satan. While a clever backronym, KISS is in fact put in all caps solely for emphasis.

Dude! KISS rocks! But it doesn't actually mean Knights In Service of Satan.

by Baraldo September 12, 2006

satanmobile

Any automobile with a license plate having "666" on it.

Look at that satanmobile!

by Blah98468 October 26, 2005

satanic ritual

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.

Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro

by asshole 74 April 14, 2011

Satan

Really exists otherwise Politicians all throughout history wouldn't have worshiped him and implemented his plan.

Ya better figure it out mang.

by satanists are brainwashing control freaks March 10, 2005