skeeter's ear

Condition of having skeet in one's ear.

skeeter's ear An example.. skeet+ear= make a wild fucking guess.

skeeter's ear by ThereAreNoNamesLeft July 5, 2006

Skeet Maverick 

Producer of large quantities of skeet known for soaking it up with a large nerf ball and hurling it at unsuspecting opponents.

She was jus a mindin' her own bidness when BLAM, da Skeet Maverick hit dat bitch upside da head wit a 3 pound load .

Skeet Maverick by Buttermaker March 6, 2008

Sheets on the futon

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky

Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.

Sheets on the futon by LlSS April 21, 2008

Skeet n' Scrape 

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.

Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.

Skeet n' Scrape by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

yeet-a-skeet 

To skirt a potential problem
To greet a close friend

Yo she said she had a dick I had to yeet-a-skeet out of there!
Yeet-a-skeet my dude what's up!

yeet-a-skeet by All.in.brov June 18, 2018

Kick The Sheets 

Waking up like a badass motherfucker. You don’t roll out of bed, you explode out of that poor man’s trap and make the day your submissive bitch in a very immediate manner. “Kicking The Sheets” Is a very common trait of ALPHA MALES. Common ways of Kicking The Sheets are taking cold showers or hitting a heavy gym sesh. To be able to “Kick The Sheets” one must also beat everyone to waking from sleep before normal pussies slug out of bed. You MUST wake up earlier than everyone due to your desire to be 1st in everything.

“This morning I waged war on all weaker humans in this world. I Kick The Sheets at 4:45am to hit a heavy leg day before all the other soy boy beta cucks showed up still half asleep. You already know I hit the ice bath as well right after and made sure I was the first one in the office to establish dominance.”

Kick The Sheets by Champagne Cowboy October 26, 2022

skeeted out 

to be high on cocaine

that last bump got her all skeeted out

skeeted out by hattrick November 7, 2006