Adam: "So that kid brad randomly walked up to me and my friends yesterday and started acting like he knows us."
Zaq: "Bummer dude, sounds like you have a skeezer."
Zaq: "Bummer dude, sounds like you have a skeezer."
by honeysuckles September 30, 2009
Get the Skeezer mug.the name used for when the male stem of a bong is used to snort cocaine. has incredibly pleasant results when used with "skeet" or cocaine that has been passed through a flour sifter.
the name came about one long and crazy nite when a few buddies sat in one very small studio pondering what to call this novelty. after brainstorming possible names, for some reason muppet babies became the topic of conversation or rather someone was really high and talking like beeker, and from beeker it went to skeeter and all of a sudden the bastard utensil gleemed as if begging to be baptized and voila! from then on it is called skeeter. so now my borthers and sisters, use this, go forth and multiply.
the name came about one long and crazy nite when a few buddies sat in one very small studio pondering what to call this novelty. after brainstorming possible names, for some reason muppet babies became the topic of conversation or rather someone was really high and talking like beeker, and from beeker it went to skeeter and all of a sudden the bastard utensil gleemed as if begging to be baptized and voila! from then on it is called skeeter. so now my borthers and sisters, use this, go forth and multiply.
instructions: place finely ground cocaine on a clean, dry surface in a mound equivalent to a fatty line. place the skeeter directly over the mound in a 90 degree position. place nostril over the other end and inhale sharply while simulaneously tilting the skeeter ever so slightly so as to create a clear hole effect of outside air rushing in to further push the product up the nose. wait a few minutes then continue repeating until there's no mo' left and you gotta pound whiskey to go to sleep.
by Misc. P May 30, 2006
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by ginelys September 28, 2008
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Get the Skeeter Valentine mug.Active Verb. 1) See alternative definition for fornication. Synonoym. 2) To trick one out of cash. 3) Used to procliam that an idividual using the work is an idiot. NOUN.
USE #1) Man that ho skeezed me yesterdizza.
USE #2) That ho skeezed me for three benjis.
USE #3) Man, I am a skeez.
USE #2) That ho skeezed me for three benjis.
USE #3) Man, I am a skeez.
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