Simp

A nice guy incel coomer who kisses the ass of the female gender usually in the hopes of sexual gratification or achieving some sort of romantic relationship with someone from said gender because feminists told them that is the “reward” they will receive for such actions, however this outcome never occurs because that’s not how the real world works. Simps usually look for thots to simp for on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.

lol look at this idiot simp boi simping for that twitch thot XD

by I’mGonnaFuckYouInTheAssNoHomo March 25, 2020

Simp

A word that’s over used and was supposed to be cool until all these lil ass kids started using it, they think just bc u like a girl your a simp, smh. And no racist shii but it’s mostly lil white kids saying it 👎🏽

Person: that girl over there fine asf
Lil kid: SIMP
Person2: boy if you don’t sit yo lil ass down,u get no bitches nigga

by Johnson from New Jersey April 14, 2020

Simp

The opposite of a misogynist. A simp is a man who will bring himself down compared to a woman in order to consolidate him getting any coochie. Usually looked down-upon by fellow guys and unnoticed by women. This is a final/desperate grab at pussy, and more often than not ends up with misguided hatred towards women. Usually associated with the name Nathan.

Guy 1: Yo, what's the deal with Nathan and that girl?

Guy 2: He's just being a simp. I heard he said that he wasn't worthy of liking her.

Guy 1: Really? That's pretty sad, man. What a simp.

by Cakeswitdasauce January 6, 2020

Simp

A fool who will do anything for Mediocre pussy

Yo Louis is a fucking simp he gave 40$ to that girl to buy a water bottle

by Whtchoclte February 5, 2020

Simp

Owen Strommer the bear himself

Justin: yo where’s Owen?
Dylan: *sigh* u already know
Justin: FaceTime?
Dylan: Yep typical simp🤦 ♂️
*owen comes back*
Owen: what’s up I’m back

Justin+Dylan: SIMP SHUT UP SIMP IS THAT A SIMP I HEAR???

by thedudewhobeatsupowen June 16, 2020

SIMP

A man who goes above and beyond for the women in his life, even if they are just his lowly staff. He is kind, too generous and puts everyone before himself.

He is the best part of a lot of peoples day and someone to admire.

Oh boss is such a simp. Let’s be like boss.

by bellearina August 22, 2023

simp

a person (most times a boy) who chases after their crush or a random person and gets friend zoned :(

bro, why are you being a simp towards sophie

idk, i just really like her and i can’t stop thinking about her

wow, you are going full on simp

by why_dont_we_limelight March 22, 2020