simon Cowell

a mean british man

i dislike simon cowell😁🤪

by thatlarriebitch January 13, 2021

scary simon

A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women

I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table

by Mike Oxsmall June 13, 2008

simons gf

Simons gf is sweet, kind, brave, and most importantly super hot.

ME: You know Scarlet is Simons gf
Them:Totally shes smoking hot!!

by r4ybandz January 21, 2022

Simon Curtis

A cute, sexy male, with amazing vocals. Simon Curtis is a phenomenal singer, his voice can hit extremely high notes without a doubt...he is sadly gay...but every Fangirl loves him all the same.

Man, Simon Curtis is so adorable!! His music is fantastic!!

by SoccerBeast230 December 30, 2015

Simon Threesome

When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.

Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"

Griffin: "Would I ever!"

Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"

by csemenmonster November 27, 2013

Wanking Simon

A variation of the "Peeping Tom", the "Wanking Simon" also falls into the wider subcategory of the "Peep-Wank". Like his cousin Tom, the Wanking Simon will be found peeping through chinks in the curtain or gaps in the timber Venetian blinds at unsuspecting victims who are in a state of undress. The Simon will be simultaneously getting his wank on, hence the name "Wanking Simon". Participants commonly engage in sweater-wearing, as it has been found that a tight knit weave is perfect for brushing over the beaded brow expected from such exertion.

"Why, look at that man over there! He's peeping through the gaps in the timber Venetian blinds of the neighbour's spa house! What is he doing?"

"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"

"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"

by Hauparu Bay December 17, 2011

simon ese

Mexican Spanish phrase meaning loosely (and undeniably), "Of course, dude!"

"Are you going out with that hot Latina chick?"
"Simon ese!"

by carriemay100 June 29, 2006