Shmoopers

When you shit your pants in public

Uh oh i just did a shmoopers

by shmoopersdoopers December 1, 2016

Vegas shooter

When your having sexual relations in a hotel room (preferably in Las Vegas, but not required) and the man pulls out and finishes onto the window.

I was railing the old lady last night at the Mandalay Bay and I pulled out and did the Vegas shooter.

by Anl Fister October 10, 2017

Amazon Shopper

People who have an unrealistic expectation of an appropriate timeline for delivery of a product from a small company due to amazon’s 2 day shipping.

The fussy Amazon shoppers attack the comments of ineverheardofyou’s Instagram to get revenge for the outrageous shipping time

by Schmukz May 14, 2020

Snooperism

A misspelling or mispronuciation of a word in which two letters are switched. The well-established term Spoonerism refers to the switching of letters or sounds within a phrase. Snooperism refers to the same phenomenon occurring specifically inside a single word. The word Snooperism is itself a Snooperism if one means to say Spoonerism.

A: "Three cheers for our queer old dean!" Ha! Didn't you mean to say "dear old queen?" There's a word for such a fumble, isn't there? A Snooperism, right?

B: So what if I uttered a Spoonerism? You fool, you've just committed a Snooperism!

by quandary September 30, 2009

Shopper of Mass Destruction

The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later.

John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"

by Sephium April 5, 2011

Shoppers back

When you've been out shopping with your good wife/ladyfriend/hetero life partner/etc and spent the hours acting as a pack mule. And general shopping trolley. The back and general lumbar region may begin to ache or throb. This phenomenon is known as 'shoppers back'

Sinead: Thank you so much for carry my bags sweet heart.

Paulina: No problem, but i think i may need to stop for some whippy soon as i feel a chronic case of shoppers back coming on.

by Gerald Oatlove January 19, 2013

shooter downer

adjective describing a person. The person metaphorically "shoots down" anything you may say to that person. It can be an idea or a plan, but it is usually shot down.

Person 1: "Hey, it's beautiful outside, let's go for a walk."

Person 2: "No." <---- Person 2 is a shooter downer.

by Weird Beard March 21, 2013