Shmooping

When you are about to fail a quiz and need notes to study last minute

Dude I was shmooping so hard list night

by Roly69 April 3, 2017

Shmoopie

silly person...

"You SHMOOPIE!"

by Netski August 15, 2003

Shmoob

The male version of the shoob (shoulder boob)

Hey that guys SHMOOB was all hanging out of his wife beater!!

by Shmoobly April 25, 2010

shmoose

1. To act like a celebrity at a party

2. The act of disliking jeb bush

1. I Shmoosed at the party we went to
2. Hey bill do you shmoose? Ye I do tom.

by Rey mysterifaggot February 4, 2016

shmookie

When a autistic kid pulls his pants all the way down at a urinal and to get back at him you shove 2 fingers up their ass and get poop on your finger and eat it.

Shut up before I give you a shmookie.

by MarvelousTea255 April 19, 2022

shmoogled

To be thoroughly intoxicated with alcohol.

"My God man, I'm shmoogled."
"I'm getting shmoogled tonight."

by James Fazackerley September 9, 2007

Schmooftie

Someone who continually has their cranky pants on.
Basically the best definition is a moody person. Often used as a pet-name for said cranky-pants!

Sidenote: Occasionally used as a multipurpose word around children

"Whats up schmooftie"?!

"Any idea why michael is being such a schmooftie?!"

"I fell and hurt my schmooftie"

by krissy_ec February 3, 2010