schlitzer

a bff who always does stuff with you, for example, poops (or smashes), collects baseball cards, etc. also enjoys a light snack every now and again( preferably a chocolate rice krispie treat). favorite number is 33

yo, you see number 33? hes my best friend, hes a schlitzer.

by jkitty13 December 7, 2010

shlizzy

Can be another word for glock or some type of weapon.

I got the shlizzy bitch

Yoooo he got the shlizzy

by Liliechagagag October 21, 2020

shitzzle

one of shit

(shit +zizzle)

your mom's a shitzzle today

by Joseph Pepler December 4, 2004

shitzu

beatiful baby Ginger

sweet chinese ginger

by tracy November 28, 2003

nickle-shitz

The act of placing a nickle on the toe of your shoe, subduing a jackass, and kicking him in the rectum repeatedly.

Give me your lunch money Billy, or I'll give you the nickle-shitz.

by Mongo March 27, 2005

pooper-shnitzle

fiddle sticks or darn. you stupid person.

"oh, Pooper-shnitzle!"

by Anna January 14, 2004

Schlitz

v. to figuratively or literally defecate or otherwise cover an opponent in waste.

Damn, John schlitzed all over Steve in ping pong yesterday!

by John from Larryville March 25, 2008