Single

A wretched state to be in when you're in love with someone who is in love with someone else / pretends that you don't exist.

I'm single, and he's in a relationship. Woe is I!

by dead fluff November 20, 2009

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shinkleberry

A rare berry located in Tennessee.

I was walking in the woods and found a real shinkleberry! It tasted like berries.

by masedpotato149 June 18, 2018

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1. A curious type of female typically found living in urban settings; possessing an unusual, some would say deathly, fear of growing up and getting married. 2. One who is single; having experienced her fair share of martini hangovers and painfully awkward what's-your-name-again conversations that tend to occur in the wee morning hours.

"Victoria is such a singletini. She's always out on the town and flirting it up."

by a. trimble March 11, 2007

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Parasite single

A parasite Single is someone who is single, no plans for marriage any time soon, not dating, still living with parents. Most parasingles don't quit this lifestyle until their late 30s, early 40s.

The term started in Japan, comming from a 1997 Japanese horror movie Parasite Eve & backed up by best-seller book by Masahiro Yamada in 1999.

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

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Singles Awareness Day

February 14 (valentine's day, of course, for those who are in a relationship) For those without a significant other, the advertisements, cards, flowers and attention given to this particular day make one acutely aware of one's lack of couplehood.

For Singles Awareness Day, I bought myself great chocolate, sexy heels and a new pair of earrings. It helped me avoid the desperate action of finding a man to date just so I wasn't alone on V-Day.

by saint paul girl February 6, 2010

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