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shelfield

Shelfield is a small town on walsall where pretty much everyone is a fucking cunt wearing adidas.Most of the girls in this town are fucking broke goes that lose there virginity in there primary schools. All of the boys are fucking twats with a retarded hair cut that think there here. Most people that live here live in a shit neighbourhood. Every parson 12+ Probabely smells like tobacco or weed.
" Bruh don't go to shelfield everyones a twat that bites there lip on musically and uses every filter on snapchat "
by WeedSmokingHoe April 10, 2017
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Shelfie

A photo taken to show off what is on someones shelf, usually to show off figures/statues or collectible memorabilia.
"Here's a Shelfie, check out my 1/6th scale Iron Man figures"
by PrimeGuy January 18, 2014
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backdoor top shelf

when you can't decide which hole to put it in and you are in a group so you don't wanna say you just fucked a girl in the ass, because that is kinda crude. it is when you have butt sex but will not be confused with doggy style sex
friend 1: dude, i fucked that one chick

friend 2: no way whatd you do

friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho
by bonerwars99 April 26, 2010
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Serf

A SERF is a Super Exclusionary Radial Fanatic.
This term is used to describe anyone who does not accept Super Straight, Super Gay, or Super Lesbian people.
SERF: "Oh you're super straight? Fucking transphobe."
Normal People: "Why can't you let us live and love who we want? We aren't bothering you in any way SERF"
by FuckDowdell March 6, 2021
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shelfed

to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.
That stripper's son shelfed my phone!
by clickitdown December 6, 2006
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Top Shelf

When two men engage in double penetration (DP) of a female the man in the top hole is going "top shelf".
Dude, I'm down to DP this chick with you but I'm calling top shelf all the way. I don't want your bag slapping all over me.
by nemensclubmpls March 25, 2012
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Sheefin

replacement for any curse word and can be used as an adverb. Also means really awesome.
That's sheefin awesome!
I'd sheef that.
Your sheefin annoying!
God, what a sheefer.
I'm the sheefin sheef!
Ya, were sheefin.
by mamarayray September 30, 2009
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