the last chicken on the shelf

Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with

Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008

Top Shelf Stealth

To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.

Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.

by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010

magic shelf

That place your mother used to keep from you.

"No, honey. You can't have one of those. I keep them in my magic shelf."

by Harrisons_Mom September 24, 2014

Pussy Shelf

The flap of skin that hangs down from the belly covering the vagina in an overweight woman.

Damn look at the pussy shelf on that bitch, it hangs down almost to her knees!

by Dos246 February 21, 2015

Top Shelf

The best possible outcome or an exceptionally good product or action.

Nice backfill tommy that was Top Shelf.

by AIthirteen January 25, 2016

Top shelf

When something or someone is as good as it can be

That's a top shelf Mercedes

That's a top shelf black girl

by Luk_Mo June 18, 2019

Top-Shelf Infatuation

When you are so into someone it makes you weak.

That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!

by Geshur J. February 16, 2022