cancer session

Time spent smoking a cigarette. So called because cigarettes cause cancer.

The employee stood for ten minutes outside in the rain, wind, and hail, missing an important phone call. Then he returned from his cancer session, in which he satisfied his nicotine craving.

by Boxcar Bob January 11, 2009

romp session

When two organisms of the opposite sex (or same, because thats legal now) arrange a meeting to frolick and caress each other. It is extremely sexually suggestive and very arousing.

Yesterday, I took my puppy to work and he had a romp session with my co-worker's dogs.

Dude, have you seen that porno site called www.rompsession.com?

by PenisFaceVaginaValley September 27, 2008

5 Session Rule

A common knowledge webcam rule stating that it's okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn't exceed 5 sessions. If it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. Derived from the "5 second rule".

Hey bro we can only do this one more time and then its back to x-box. 5 session rule.

by High-on-AS January 12, 2008

cap session

the act of making fun of another person, usually in a group setting by hurling jokes or most likely derogatory insults at one another, about looks, moms, clothes, cars, hair, or anything conceivable. Often the insults are spontaneous or off the top of the head. Often the insults don't make sense, but to those involved they are funny.

The term is used by people from California, particularly East Oakland. Often called joning, cut down, snapping, jiving, playing the dozens in other regions.

During a cap session, he told dude, "That's why your mama suck d*** for church money."

by MrBlak June 28, 2010

Drunk makeout session

when in the back of ones car or house, a drunk female starts to make-out with a sober male who then procedes to reaction kiss her and then keep kissing her untill she either passes out or when she wants to either give head, or have sex.

dude that chick i picked up last night was a freak man, her and i were having a drunk makeout session in the back of my car.

NICE!

by Dlicious Potato June 24, 2011

chill session

A session in which chilling takez place.Ussualy invovling a trip 2 Austin St. and getting kicked out of davidz house.

An orgy on beizerz couch.

by C r A i G p A s Q u E z Y August 4, 2004

Irish Session

A marijuana related assemblage where only those bringing thier own lighters are allowed. Passing or borrowing lighters is strictly prohibited and can result in an Irish themed ass whooping. Anyone can join, as well- providing they're nonchalant about it.

John was acting like a fucktard and trying to join our irish session without his own fire.

by The Horses Mouth September 21, 2006